BEST MAHA THASS I HAVE HEARD

Question: You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2
cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette.
You don't have anything else with you in the boat? How
will you do it?


Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat will
become LIGHTER........using this LIGHTER you can light the other cigarette
another deadly answer. scroll down a little


Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win
Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette


If that was not enough, one more deadly answer..



Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP - TIP)
"TIP TIP barsa Pani.
Pani ne aag lagayee."
us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee".

One more ::

luk at 1 of da cigarettes very carefully wid luv in ur eyes....da other 1 will burn(jal jayegi cos of jeleousy)

one last:

borrow a match from da boat next to u u dumbo

haha . .. if u read it till here .. .den . .i wud say thxx. . . we are on da same wavelength m sureee. . . . lol