THE ELEPHANT AND DA BANANA . .. . .

THERE IS A BANANA IN FRONT OF AN ELEPHANT BUT HE DIDNT EAT IT ....WHY ? ? ? ?? ? ?

ANSWERS

1. BECOS DA BANANA WAS MADE OF PLASTIC
2. DA ELEPHANT WAS MADE OF PLASTIC
3. THEY WERE BOTH MADE OF PLASTIC
4. DA ELEPHANT WAS BLIND
5. DA BANANA WAS ON DA TOP OF A TREE
6. DA BANANA WAS SADA HUA
7. DA ELPHANTS MOM HAD TOLD HIM NOT TO EAT EM
8. HE HAD DIARRHEOA
9. HE ALREADY HAD 2 BANANAS IN HIS MOUTH
10. HE WAS A BABY AND DINT HAVE TEETH
11. THERE WAS A SAINT GOBAIN GLASS B/W THEM
12. HE WAS STANDING ON TOP OF A MULTI STORY BUILDING SO HE CUDNT C IT FROM THERE
13. IT WAS DARK AS IT WAS NITE
14. A FEMALE ELEPHHANT JUST WALKED PASSED IN A MINI SKIRT AND HE GOT DISTRACTED
15. U RAN AWAY WID DA BANANA B4 HE CUD GET TO IT
16. USKA KARVA CHAUTH KA VRAT THA
17. HE HAD JUST SEEN A MOVIE WHERE HE READ DA FOLLOING MSG "dnt touch ne unknown object it might b a bomb"
18. HE WAS TOO LAZY TO WALK UPTO IT
19. how wud i noe i wasnt there
20. HE THOUGHT IT MIGHT B A MIRAGE