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Wednesday, May 10, 2006

TURN ONS AND OFFS FOR UR ZODIACS

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> Aries are naturally active and vibrant people and they have affinity for
>such people too . You will have to increase your pace to be in step with
>them. Remember they leave tortoises and snails way behind without even
>glancing at them once. They like and appreciate frank and straightforward
>persons. With them you can be your true self that is no pretenses (but
>don`t try your luck being over frank-they are volatile). If you are in love
>with Ram then you have to show your enthusiasm in all there activities (you
>can always yawn later!).
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> Do not tell an Aries that s/he may be wrong lest you may stir a storm in
>a teacup. But instead do what you feel is right and of course do not take
>the credit for the work done well. Aries people are very faithful and
>passionate lovers. Do not give air to the smoldering fire within them by
>making them jealous. No flirtations or fooling around with others in their
>presence unless of course you wish to write your death wish (you will be
>granted!).
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> Taurus

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> Stability and dependability characterize Taurus. They like people who
>can blend and grow with them. If you have a Taurus partner you should
>appreciate all things bright and beautiful. They have an inherent artistic
>sense and are fond of color and music. Judge the life with them from purely
>materialistic point of view. Enjoy everything luxurious that money can
>provide. Enjoy good food (better if you can cook to please them) and good
>drinks with them.
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> Taurus is very slow to anger (in fact you may spend the whole life with
>them and still no spark) but you should not push your luck too much. Being
>unreasonable or aggressive with them may get you into trouble. Do not press
>him into a corner and if you do be prepared for a violent rage. Taurus is
>capable of violent outbursts though this is on very rare occasions. If you
>have a roving eye forget it because Taurus have can take the cake when it
>comes to being possessive. They can be suffocating when being possessive
>about you.
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> Gemini

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> Gemini is a highly intellectual and versatile person. If you have a
>Gemini partner you have to match your wits with his wits to keep the zing
>in the relation. They want to be mentally stimulated so you have to be good
>in conversing. Your sense of humor will get you a permanent residence place
>in the heart of a Gemini. Be more communicative with them and if you are
>good in this then you will never know how hours pass by with you holding
>each other`s hand.
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> Gemini`s like to do many things at the same time so if unfortunately you
>are the types who is looking for stability you may get disappointed. Do not
>hold back a Gemini or you may lose him, as they are restless and need
>change in life constantly. You should try to adopt yourself with the
>ever-changing Gemini. Orthodox or conservative old fashion ideas are no-no
>in their dictionary. Change with the ever-changing Gemini and do not flow
>against the current.
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> Cancer

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> Try to adapt yourself with the changing moods of the Cancer. At one
>moment they may be laughing and enjoying and in another moment they may cry
>or sulk. You may have to adjust with the moody and sensitive Cancer. They
>are like the tides in the ocean always fluctuating. Cancer people love food
>so if you know how to cook and can be poetic and romantic (added Bonus)
>then you know the way to their heart.
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> Cancerians are very sensitive people and can get easily hurt. So do not
>play with their emotions and sentiments. They are like tides that can take
>you with it. They form emotional bonds with even inanimate things too so do
>not ask them to discard old caps or souvenirs these things hold special
>meaning to them. You have to realize that the crabs have soft heart and are
>vulnerable. Do not contradict their tested line of thought and action it
>would only lead to confusion.
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> Leo
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> If you have Leo partner respect him and his majestic manners. Accept the
>advice of Leo, the lion, as he is the king of the jungle. It is the sign of
>a showman so if your partner does everything in grand style enjoy it. Do
>lavish Leo`s frequently with compliments and see them purr like a cat. They
>fall easily for flattery and want to be center of attraction of all eyes
>(sometimes they can be quiet theatrical too).
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> Never ever hurt the ego of a Leo. Pride, ego and vanity are some of the
>bags all Leo`s always carry with them. Do not touch these bags. An
>authoritative Leo is even more difficult to handle in such circumstances.
>Leo is a sunny sign so they do not like people who are gloomy or depressed.
>Even if you are crying at heart keep a sunny smile on your lips and then
>let lion take the charge and remove all worries from your life.
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> Virgo
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> Virgo`s are very methodical and have great sense of duty but are blind
>to their own faults so if you have a Virgo partner emphasize more on their
>qualities (as it is they are not going to accept). Take keen interest in
>what they are doing and you will realize that they will go out of their way
>to help you. Do rely and appreciate their mental powers than physical
>powers. They can turn even an unsuccessful venture into a success.
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> Do not push a Virgo into limelight or on the center stage unless of
>course they do so on there own. They are shy and reserved by nature and do
>not like to be cynosure of all eyes. Virgo`s have a secrets that virtuous
>as they are would not like to come out in open so even if you have the key
>to their secret skeleton closet hide it do not admit even that you know
>anything about it. Virgo, the virgins, does not want to tarnish their
>public image.
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> Libra
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> Libra needs peace and harmony in all their relationship so help them
>maintain that. Venus the ruling planet gives them beauty and they have
>weakness for people who can compliment them about their beauty (you will
>not have to make an effort to do that anyway). You can help Libra seek
>union and partnership in life. If you have Libra partner you can be sure to
>share beautiful and pleasurable moments together.
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> Libra is kind and gentle soul but very argumentative. Hence do not start
>an argument or discussion unless of course you are free and do not know how
>to pass your time. They hate to lose and most probably in between of
>discussion they may change their side too (remember scales can tilt) and
>still continue arguing from other side. Do not push your Libra partner into
>making decisions. They will keep weighing pros and cons and may still not
>be able to come to any decision. Have patience!
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> Scorpio

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> Scorpio`s are full of passion and zest for life. They have tremendous
>drive that can involve you too. Tune in to their wavelength and you can
>enjoy the harmony and music in life with them. Scorpio`s are loyal and
>never forget a kind deed done by you. If you want to enjoy life with your
>Scorpio lover share their passion and intensity and you will be fascinated
>by how beautiful life can be with them.
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> Scorpio`s are very passionate and intense but they are also fiercely
>possessive and would like to possess your mind, body and soul. Do not let
>seeds of jealousy grow in them because then you may have to suffer agonies
>of jealousy and discontentment in life. Scorpio`s have explosive tempers be
>careful how you handle them. They never let anyone know what is going on in
>their mind till they strike and you may be caught unawares. Do not flirt
>around in the presence of your Scorpio lover.
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> Sagittarius
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> Sagittarius is basically a happy go lucky kind. You can enjoy with their
>zest and enthusiasm in life. They can bubble with excitement that can be
>tangible at times. And if you share same interests and hobbies then life
>can be great fun together. They are frank and straightforward so if you
>want some truthful opinion about anything or anyone goes to them. Be
>optimistic as they are and view life as glass half full.
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> Sagittarius is fiercely independent and cannot tolerate restriction
>hence do not try to hold them back in life. Let them enjoy their freedom
>because if you hold any special place in their heart they will always come
>back for you. Do not feel irritated by the exaggeration in their speech.
>They may go on and on talking about certain things that may not even
>interest you but it is their way of trying to communicate with you. They
>are basically frank and outspoken (to the point of being rude) so do not
>feel offended by their talks.
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> Capricorn

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> Capricorn are strong and dependable hence if you want to put your money
>on anyone it is of course this zodiac sign no matter how many difficulties
>(that incidentally are many) The goat has to undertake to achieve the
>goals. They are practical and conservative in their outlook and they expect
>you to blend in their color. They set certain standards for themselves in
>their life and they will always try to maintain those standards. For them
>social status and image is very important in life.
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> Do not expect a Capricorn mate to open their heart and pour everything
>to you. They are very secretive and reserved people. They are very thorough
>in all their affairs and hate any kind of sloppiness. Capricorn is very
>tightfisted and economical. Do not expect lavish gifts from them and if
>they do give you any gift (that is very rare) it will have some practical
>use (no romance please) but that does not mean you will be deprived of
>anything on the contrary you will be well provided.
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> Aquarius
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> Aquarius are friendly and fascinating people. They have in-depth
>knowledge about various subjects and you can converse with them for hours
>without getting bored. They are capable of giving a lot of love that can be
>amazing. They have very broad outlook about life and you can relax in their
>presence. They will always welcome your ideas and actions about
>humanitarian causes. To keep an Aquarians lover interested you must possess
>that mysterious and intriguing quality. Once hooked they will always be
>very faithful to you.
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> Do not expect or plan a normal, simple and predictable life with an
>Aquarius partner. Aquarius people are totally unpredictable. They can go to
>any direction without giving any advance notice. They are basically very
>restless and get very easily bored. Though they are very friendly but do
>not expect them to reveal their inner most feelings to you (they will
>never). They can be very detached and impersonal that you may find very
>strange. Do not be surprised by this unpredictable quality that may crop up
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> Pisces
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> Pisces are very sensitive and charming people. If you are looking for
>someone who is understanding and can understand your feelings then you have
>met the right person. You should appreciate their feelings too and in the
>time when you need them they will help you. Pisces have keenly developed
>sixth sense and have great intuitive powers. Their hunches may usually be
>on the mark. But they can exhaust their physical and mental energies. They
>are born dreamers and you can build palaces with your dream lover (only in
>real life it may become a little difficult preposition).
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> Pisces are dreamers and you should not expect them to have worldly
>ambitions. They are not materialistic in nature. It is not that they like
>living below the poverty line but they have no earnest desire to accumulate
>wealth. They are very sensitive and you have to be always careful about
>their feelings. The fishes are capable of drowning you in their tears (even
>men born under this sign). Pisces people are very intuitive but do not
>depend on them to make decision on important matters
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1 Comments:

At 11:49 PM, Anonymous aastha said...

yay!!!.......im a virgo.....u noe wt aditya........all of this is sooo true....where did u pik this up from???????

 

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